I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they’d be like “grug come learn hunt and throw spear now” and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I’m the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.
At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like “different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom” and everyone would be like “aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise.” so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)
per the Emerald Boyking (whose picture I have thoughtfully cut in half, you are welcome)
I don’t LIKE this happening but it is amazing HOW it is
Every IT architect is laughing at this buffoon as he is doing a major downgrade to a system that could handle the traffic just fine, just because he laid off all his system architects
This is equivalent to driving a ferrari but downgrading to a goddamn bicycle bcuz you fired those who could maintain the ferrari
Got rid of the maintenance guy AND torched the garage AND got rid of any nearby shops that service ferraris
see also: this post, which I am unable to verify, but if true then lol laffo lmao
